just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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