I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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