I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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