when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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