1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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