But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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