everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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