goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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