So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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