she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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