therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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