Kareoke will never be a sober sport
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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