Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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