I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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