I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
