Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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