just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize