just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
