I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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