So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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