he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Randomize
