just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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