I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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