Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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