Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
too bad you live with your parents still
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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