Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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