that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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