He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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