I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
we're making bets on your personal life
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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