Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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