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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.

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(519): View more from Ontario

While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.

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(707): View more from California

I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me

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(512): View more from Texas

I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing

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(679): View more from Michigan

I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.

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(416): View more from Toronto

How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?

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(425): View more from Washington

Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....

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