Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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