Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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