Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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