1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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