I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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