where am i from again
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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