And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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