so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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