You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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