hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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