Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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