There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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