i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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