he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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