My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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