i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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