Non-Jews are for practice
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Randomize
