Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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