u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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