if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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