Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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