Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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