his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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