Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Do plants get herpes?
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