Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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